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How to become obese and diabetic in just 7 weeks: Olive Garden announces ‘Never Ending Pasta Pass’ for $100

Posted on Oct 8, 2014 in Health & Wellness

Cough up a hundred bucks at the Olive Garden website and you too can participate in 7 weeks of gorging yourself on unlimited pasta. As a P.R. stunt, Olive Garden is selling 1000 “Never Ending Pasta Passes” that allow customers to consume unlimited quantities of pasta, bread, Coca-Cola drinks and salads over the next 7 weeks at any Olive Garden restaurant. Health insurance is not included in the plan, so you’ll have to drag yourself to the doctor to find out why you suddenly have type-2 diabetes and obesity. I’m calling this the “Olive Garden Obesity Roadmap for...

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